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Jim Blankenship (played by Ape Rally‘s Josh Moore) gives us a behind-the-scenes look into what the mysterious “Pottermore” is really all about. We learn how J.K. Rowling is building a child-only theme park in order to retcon all of humanity to do her dark bidding.

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Millie Plum (played by Amanda Austin, co-owner of the Dallas Comedy House), teaches us some tips from her new book about keeping fit while studying in college, or at the very least, staying in shape and staying in school. Learn how to keep the heart rate up by only buying one pack of cigarettes at a time, stay limber through lap dances and improve your grades by bouncing on a professor or two.

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Jake Bilbrey from Probably Fine joins us as the “paleo fashion” designer Bob Hirstwhile, desperately trying to cash in on the paleo diet craze with clothing recommendations from pre-history. Steve is dealing with the unfreezing sickness from being stuck in suspended animation by Jay Frosting, who forcibly took over as host.

Also featured: previous guest Scott Lowe does some voice-over work for a TV commercial.

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